steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

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error404mx:

Ni mas ni menos,

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Gatsby Sex Tip

jane-valjane:

1: When you get her on your bed, throw your expensive shirts at her until she cries.

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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epic-humor:

benoistmelissas:DO

 NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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